matt bellamy + LED glasses compilation
“Saoirse kindly walked over to me on one of my first days and she said, ‘I think some of the cast and crew are gonna get drinks after work–you wanna come?’
And I replied that I was only 20 years old and thus could not legally consume alcohol…”
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets

Now I can’t help but imagine a 60 year old seriel killer at a millenials door waiting, mad as fuck, checking his watch , and leaving out of frustration and writes a blog post about how millenials are ruining this country
Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?
- gay parents
- female masturbation
- guys showing emotion
- they/them pronouns